Powder Room: Kimberly’s Birthday

Miss Kimberly's Birthday at the Powder Room
18 May 1994 Kimberly's Birthday, London


Time : 23:00
Venue : Powder Room at Heaven
Address : Under The Arches, Villiers Street, London, WC2N 6NG

The luscious Gerlinde (of Kinky Gerlinky fame) hosted a special birthday celebration for Miss Kimberly, introducing the Spunkflakes and their specially tailored Sweet 16 performance celebrating the youth of Lady Miss K along with the requisite Age of Consent.

Clear the Dancefloor

Sirens cleared the dancefloor before the lions and tigers and bears scared the punters away. We banged out Orange Juice on Ice — our pipsqueak political piece — to an audience begging for Whitney clones and drones.

Don’t think it’s what they were expecting though as there wasn’t a dry eye in the house — just a small glass one blinking at us from the bar.

Move away from the Dancefloor
Happy Kimberley Day