Jimmy Savile and Cardi Keith

They were all fingers and thumbs and tickle on tums at the  ‘Up to their balls‘ fund raiser for our little orphans Katie and Jordan.
Old pals Jimmy ‘the cock’ Savile and Cardi Kieth, aka The Chief,
got down to some  sticky business but we’re sworn to secrecy regarding what Savile never heard and the Chief never saw.

“OOOhaa, we first met in the 70’s”, said Savile, “when you could have 10 kiddies a day and still have change left for over for a little sister OOOhhaa!”




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