Eileen Bishop

87-year-old Eileen Bishop went of an unintended jaunt when she lost control of her mobility scooter. She was on the way to church in Perranporth, Cornwall, with husband Anthony Bishop, when Eileen sped passed him and disappeared into the distance! Police later found her headed up the A3075 more than 8km (5m) from where she started.

Plucky and every so lucky!




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