Mother might be on multiple DLA claims and there’s nowt in the fridge, but she and her two rough auld bairns are enjoying the toxic fumes of the Northeast on a surprisingly sunny day. TheĀ first in what was to have been a series of domestic Tips for Mongs from the Spunkflakes. Who knew the impending Twitterverse would scupper the English language so we can’t say this anymore. Oh well.

Tips for Mongs
Throw it into the Neighbours
Eat it Maam